snowboat

When you flex the same thing over and over again

"Yo look at my new watch"
"You've shown me this 3 times, absolute snowboat."

by ib11 June 24, 2024

Snowboo Thang

A term of endearment used by men having relations with Snowbunnies but haven't made it official yet.

"I'm not sure how long this will last, but she's my Snowboo Thang for now."
"She's my little Snowboo Thang."
"You see my little Snowboo Thang over there?"

by IMassTerBaitDaily July 31, 2025

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

Texas Snowboard

The act of coitus interruptus (ejaculation) on the forehead of an unsuspecting partner, followed by, the separation of fluids with the tip of the penis to create a downhill effect imitating a "ride on a snowboard".

I just rode a Texas Snowboard down this bitch's face!
Winter is cold enough in the south for a Texas Snowboard!

by You Got Murk'd August 16, 2011

Filthy Snowblower

The act of blowing cocaine into someone's anus with a straw, then snorting it back out.

I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.

by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012

Colorado Snowblow

Giving a blow job and blowing snow.

It was snowing and Samantha was horny so she gave me a Colorado snowblow

by blueschwanz13 October 9, 2015

Swiss snowblower

When you shit goes all over the toilet.

It was like a Swiss snowblower had gone into this toilet.

by surrendingmonkey September 1, 2016