Evil disease causing the inflicted to behave like a scouse.
Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.
Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.
" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!
" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!
" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!
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A concubine, a sugar daddy, a spouse other than your real wife or husband. Having an affair with the secretary is having an affair with the work spouse.
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used amongst Ashkenazim within NW London, most notably
Golders Green. However, it has recently been moving across
London and even in to certain places in Eastern Europe.
See snouse.
This term is specifically used alongside Parlays as these are the essential type of cigarettes to endeavour.
used amongst Ashkenazim within NW London, most notably
Golders Green. However, it has recently been moving across
London and even in to certain places in Eastern Europe.
See snouse.
This term is specifically used alongside Parlays as these are the essential type of cigarettes to endeavour.
Shloimi, u want a shnouse ya?
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The object of which the Croation goalkeeper likes to adorn. Often mistaken with male stockings.
The object of which the Croation goalkeeper likes to adorn. Often mistaken with male stockings.
Turkey1: Wow, their goalkeeper is playing good today.
Turkey2: Yeah, he is, but check out those Sousers! ha ha ha ha
Turkey1: ha ha ha ha
Turkey2: Yeah, he is, but check out those Sousers! ha ha ha ha
Turkey1: ha ha ha ha
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I'm too cheap to buy a satnav. Besides, who needs it? I've driven across entire continents with spousenav! And you can't have sex with a satnav.
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