Hot Smurf

A gastrointestinal puff of wind so hot that it achieves a blue hue.

I'm gonna hot smurf on your baby if you don't let me eat the last cheetoh.
Hot smurfing is not just my gluten intolerance, but a way of life.

by Hot Smurf September 03, 2016

circle smurf

When you fart in a crowd an leave for a while, coming back like you've walked around in a circle

I think it was that guy who's circle smurfing us

by beavagecleavage November 13, 2010

smurfing

smurfing is advanced way of surfing the web...which means that the browsing of web to gain "wisdom" .It's an efficient way of browsing the web :).

smurfing makes me to know the latest knowledge

by anonymoussmurf November 29, 2011

Smurf

A word that information technology professionals use to refer to software programmers.

Damn, man, those smurfs keep sending me fucked up code to test!

by Mr. Lucky April 25, 2007

smurf

refers to the height of Keith Bonano..a 4 foot 7 midget.

man, that smurf got blue all oover him

by keith January 23, 2003

smurf cum

Smurf cum, is the cum of smurfs. It's a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. It tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.

Boy 1: "I heard Laura blew a smurf."
Boy 2: "So thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head."
Girl 1: "She told me smurf cum tastes like skittles."

by smurfness.love August 06, 2014

smurf twist

the act of reaching down and twisting the balls when a male has blue balls

that guy got mad i wouldnt put out for him, so i gave him a smurf twist.

by smurfetta November 26, 2006