smugshot

A police or other law enforcement mugshot taken of an alleged criminal who poses with a pouting or smug expression, sometimes with a mischievous smirk not caused by being drunk or otherwise intoxicated and which indicates that the defendant believes he or she will beat the charge or charges against him or her quite easily when, in reality, said defendant has absolutely no chance of beating the rap because of the overwhelming evidence that exists against him, oftentimes including his own video recorded evidence of him stupidly committing the crime in the moronic desire to post his crime on YouTube.

Cop #1: Did you see Rick Perry's smugshot?
Cop #2: Yeah. Sad thing is, he'll probably totally get away with it. He's such a rich cunt with no conception of reality.
Cop #1: Well, at least he executes innocent people for the state of Texas and doesn't apologize for it.
Cop #2: Yeah, he's a total fuckin' monster. Lindsay Lohan photo op Paris Hiltonograph

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014

smugglers remorse

When you don't bring weed on an international flight for fear of drug sniffing dogs and you end up going through customs in 7 seconds and the only dog you see is Snoopy in a MetLife advertisement

Howie had smugglers remorse when he didn't bring weed travelling to Canada and his whole group was whisked through customs without even checking passports.

by TravelWithCare January 12, 2017

Smugleaf

The greatest starter pokemon in the universe. Best meme ever too.

You just made square pancakes?
Smugleaf made some that look like pikachu.

by hOI!!!!! February 10, 2017

smuggling the hot oil

Having an excessive amount of lube in one's anus.

I heard sally was smuggling the hot oil last night

by Irish Diesel March 4, 2020

Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021

Smughed

The term ''Smughed'' is used when someone is caught pirating virus infected games.
The person that shares ''Smughed'' content is called a '' Smughller''.
This term's roots come from old forum posts on 4chan of a medium sized community of around 100 people.

Bro, you just smughed your computer!
I got smughed trying to torrent that game!
He is a known smughller so don't trust him!

by Lexichal August 27, 2023

Bunny Smuggler

A term used for an older man with puffy white chest hair bulging out of his button down shirt.

"That guy's nasty chest hair looks like he's hiding small white rabbits in his shirt."

"Bunny Smuggler."

by Peter Montgomery February 4, 2009