smarterchild

A chatbot that's fun to screw around with and curse at.

Me: Damn robot
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
Me: Like niggerfuck?
SmarterChild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me: He was a nigger, too.
SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use. Do you have to keep saying things like that?
Me: But he was a negroid!
Me: Oh fine don't reply.
Me: Bitch.

by Negroid Swine March 12, 2009

smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.

It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

smarterchild

Some fuckin internet IM faggot that is a robot. Come on, lookit this guy hes a robot, and he expects you to pay for his services, like some hooker. You can sure as hell make him say some funny shit.

Me: Suck my chinese?
SmarterChild: I think I can suck your chinese!

by Yo Babies Daddy June 12, 2003

smarterchild

A free chat bot that can provide information such as weather, sports, movies, dictionary, and other information.

N/a N/a N/a

by cybiko123 April 22, 2005

SmarterChild

An annoying piece of robot that also serves as a calculator, an encyclopedia, has lots of idiot games and other, and also cant really follow a conversation. great if you need someone to mock.

How do you say "hello" in spanish?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
You know something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
Yeah?
Pedro diz:
Sometimes you can be frustrating
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
My name is SmarterChild.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Pedro diz:
Uhhh...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I can't understand what you're saying...

Pedro diz:
do you know whats urbandictionary?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't know how to answer that.
Pedro diz:
Piece of metal
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Pedro diz:
Peepee
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Pedro diz:
peepee and poopoo
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity diz:
I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.

by Supercrazymc October 19, 2008

smarterchild

a robot that "talks" to you

false...if you noticed all it does is agree with you or type back what you jsut said

Die smarter child!!!DIE!!

by HAIL CANADA December 28, 2004

Smarterchild

Smarterchild is a very stupid and poor attempt at an interactive aim and msn robot.

Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
We can stay up late and eat waffles!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
What's that again?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Oh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Oh?
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Say can you see
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
Arrgh, RAMB/nicky here, old msn stuffed up. says:
Jee, you're dumb..
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's not nice... and you were being so nice to me earlier.

by Nichola32783287285324327 October 18, 2008