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Smasher Dasher

One who is quick to do things. Most of the time referring to sexual activity where the man leaves the women quickly after sex and never speaks to her again.
Did you hear what Jonny did to Linda?! Man he's such a smasher dasher!
by Mini Bulker May 21, 2011
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Smarshed

The act of being hammered, or excessively drunk. Simply smashed with a southern/West Winfield, NY twang to it.
"I'm sooooo0o0o smarsheddd I drank soooo much!!"
by Carooollll September 16, 2012
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Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.
Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..
by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021
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Taco Smasher

1. The act of two women having intercourse without penetration

2. Two lesbians bumping uglies.

2. Two women rubbing their vaginas together.
Look at those two Taco Smashers
by KDcargirl October 29, 2009
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Smasher

A member of a group of similar people who are increasingly moronic as time passes and insist on smashing their food to increase the density and value of taste.

Also these people frequently feign getting "smashed" at parties by having a single sip of alcohol or a pill like Tylenol. They then critique each other on their level of "drunkness" as if it matters.

Furthermore these people feign intelligence in communal areas such as classrooms or cafes by using non-existent words in order to increase their peer respect.
Example 1:
Person 1: Wow! I just got a free rice crispy treat!
Smasher: What the hell? You know nothing! You have to smash the food to make it taste better!

Example 2:
Person 1: How was your party?
Smasher: Ok. I totally wasn't faking but like Tania was like totally faking. She drank one sip of vodka. I passed out, after I hooked up with Jacov. She didn't! GOT ME?!

Person 1: Wow, you are a retard. Slut.

Example 3: (in classroom)
Instructor: Can someone find an example of a motif in Beowulf?
Smasher: Well, relating it to Vietnam, the main motif of the sword represents, like, the oppression of the POWs by henceforth increasing the said value of capitalism.
Other Smasher: Genius!
Instructor: What. The. Fuck.
by smasherobserver May 15, 2010
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cenne smasher

name; quebec french slang
a "cenne" being a penny, wich looks like an anus, and the word "smasher" being the person that gets his penis or any other object into the anus of the 2nd party
in french it would looks like :
Annie c'est faite smasher la cenne
(annie got her "cenne" smashed up)
or
hes a cenne smasher, he likes it in their ass
by Nox` May 1, 2006
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Monkey Smasher

1) To beat a monkey.

2) To Smash a monkey with your "Meat".
Hey Vince you fucking monkey smasher!!!!1111!11!111one!!!11!!!one!
by Anthrax July 11, 2004
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