Smarmite

When someone is being a smarmy cunt on purpose, you ask them if they want a big jar of smarmite

Person 1: I think <friend> finds me annoying...
Person 2: I wonder that about everyone
Person 1: I know I dont find you annoying
Person 2: I meant you =p
Person 1: My arent we Mr. smarmite today

by Shaun 'intel' Miner July 24, 2009

Sarm

The greatest and most black person on the planet earth

Fuck sarm is black

by Sarm Pac June 28, 2003

Sharmini

1. (n) Another word for goat.

"Hey, did you go to the petting zoo?"
"Yes, and I fed all the sharminis there!"

by Wishingihad A. Goat July 16, 2006

sarm goblin

Someone you are jealous of because they are bigger than you, they are leaner than you, they are stronger than you, they look better than you and they pull more bitches than you. You act like the Sarm Goblin is disgusting and you constantly make fun of them but you secretly want to be them so badly. The more you hate on the Sarm Goblin the more their power and confidence increases. It simply feeds them.

John: Look at that guy benching 275, he could barley put up the bar last year.

Noah: He’s a Sarm Goblin, he cheated.

John: You’re just mad he pulls more bitches than you cause of his incredible strength and physique that women drool over.

Noah: Yeah whatever. (Proceeds to bench 135 for a single rep)

by Daddy C-Bum December 31, 2021

Kess Emmak Sharmouta

This means "I love you" in Arabic

It is most commonly used in Lebanon

You can say it to someone you want to make his day

Hey Chris, kess emmak sharmouta.

by OmmakSexy April 30, 2022

Anil Sharma

a word describing a dirty vaginal mucas

- damn thats a running anil sharma

- anil sharma is gushing out of me

by mr anil sharma December 21, 2007

Devanshi Sharma

A great person, talented and understanding. Loving when you treat her right, gets upset when you are too insecure about yourself, loves Relapse and loves positivity. Probably still wants a horse by the country side of Europe. A great influence to have, changes you and your life for good. Beautiful, cute, hot and most importantly the only moon on this Earth. PS hates gays.

Guy 1: I'm being honest bro... I've just been dating this girl for like 2 weeks and she is a getting a hold of me, I never think like that, I mean I hate marriages but she makes me consider it.

Guy 2: Hold her and hold her good, she's a Devanshi Sharma.

by The Guy who wrote that October 8, 2019