slackoff superstar

Someone in the corporate world who slacks off most of the time, and whose level of productivity is seen as his/her "typical". However, once this person actually starts doing productive work, it's extremely good and effective.

Harvey Keitel was a slackoff superstar in Pulp Fiction.

by man-tow-notch January 14, 2009

Slackerjacker

A person who slacks off while jacking off.

That guy is such a slackerjacker.

by General Radec August 7, 2009

slackphuck

A slackphuck is a person who does not preform well while having sex; generally talking about being involved in or being a part of the actually act.

"why are you just laying there...?"
"why am I always on top? do something..."
"did you fall alseep?, you slackphuck..."

by Riki Mats April 8, 2010

slackward

neither forward nor backward, demanding as little effort as humanely possible

I am moving slackward today, doing as little as I can just to get by.

by slackmasterfive May 2, 2010

Slackapostaphobe

Some one who just doesn't give a damn about religion. They truly just doesn't care one way or the other; though if asked, they may voice similar words to an atheist.

As everyone debated their atheist and theists views, he just sat back, a Slackapostaphobe, annoyed at their noise.

by Ecko Eric October 9, 2010

slackadaisical

to procrastinate and get things done very slowly without much worry or ambition.

He was slackadaisical about making dinner reservations and ended up ordering pizza at the last minute.

by DBech June 29, 2011

Slackster

a slacker plus hipster put together

"Man Johnny is such a slackster".

by boxcarsteve August 23, 2011