Simar

Simar very beautiful person gets a guy who cares and loves him then after 3 days breaks up simar is beautiful one guy will fall in love with her and never leave her she is very caring and also takes behind people’s back

Omg is that simar you need to get over her

by Andreavonn January 3, 2020

simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.

Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.

by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008

semironi

Sem-i-roni: a) The penis in the state of not erect, yet not flacid. b)in between a boner and a limp wang.

1. My meat was semironi until she licked my balls.
2. Talking to his mom, I was semironi.
3. I got so hammered, I only was able to achieve semironi with Britney.

by Matt Baird January 8, 2008

semiretired

That is what a truck driver dose when he quits trucking.

Yepper I am semiretired, I parked my semi,I quit , cause I am tired.

by wizardman42 February 4, 2010

Samir

biggest citeh fan on earth bruv
legend bruv

samir tho

by Oka wi Ortega June 10, 2018

Simardeep

A guy who is fun, chill and a great friend.. Rarely hangs around girls, but if a girl talks to him, he's a chill and cool guy.. Extremely tall and handsome.. Not skinny and not fat.. Just a perfect person for girls named Asha based on research..

'Simardeep is my best friend and also my husband.' say Asha.

by Simardeep_Asha_Forever February 6, 2019

Samir nouri

A term used to describe a roid head of moroccan descent. Samir nouri's usually ride around their 100kg of body weight on a 125 cc moped. They are usually addicted to skuds and love protein powder, their diet consists of stella and chicken wraps.

Look at that Samir nouri zooming down the road on his ped

by Zsombor Csobor October 15, 2021