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sidal [nudity]

Full frontal nudity's poor cousin.

Seeing a male or female naked but only from the side (either left or right).
1. Angelina "I wasn't completely comfortable with it so the photos only contain sidal nudity. I have no regrets."

2. Matt (refering to film, theatre, dance or private show. Abbreviated form used) "Man that was some chronic sidal."
by DJ Wordsmith January 5, 2009
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sidebar

A public request for a private conversation or meeting usually employed when in the company of others. The announcement of "sidebar" is intended to prevent others from interrupting the conversation. Comes from the O.J. trial.
Scott pulled Julie out of the party and into a sidebar to, drunkenly, confess his undying love to her.
by fsudustin April 20, 2006
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philly sidecar

Ostomy sex. The act of putting a penis into an ostomy site, be it a colostomy, ileostomy, etc., for intercourse. Popular among prisoners as a means to get cigarettes or pay off debts.
You didn't know Gilman was into Philly sidecars? Where do you think he picked up smoking?
by uptodate April 30, 2008
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Side Buttoned

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.
Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.
by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005
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sideburns

Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.

The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
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Side Niggology

The study of the basic fundamentals of being a side nigga
Dexz: girl you looking fine asf.
Girl: thanks but i already have a boy friend.
Dexz: shorty no prob i have a masters in side niggology, he will never find out.
by Dexz December 25, 2018
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hot pocket side jawn

A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.
"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."

"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
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