sheefer

the head of a beer. The last couple sips of beer in a can. When it's a tad warm.

=---Dude, pour your fucking sheefer out man, it's gross.
--- Let's combine the sheefers and make the pledge drink it!!

by xsfcsknj August 27, 2010

Shmear spit needle of discharge

Very similar to the blumpkin dip tower of doom, the Shmear spit tower of discharge has some minor changes:

Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,

One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,

The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,

Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.

When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.

Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"

Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."

by spitneedle August 19, 2012

shefou

shefou can mean exactly anything. this awesomeness is so awesome that you can only use it in times of great awesomeness, sexiness, or just regularness

man #1 : "hey dude did you see that shefou girl?"

man # 2 : "yea dude! she's so fricken hot!"

by Shishkabob Vanyumyum April 17, 2013

Shmeagol

Cigarette. (Lingo originated from fishing boats in Alaska)

Curt: Hey man, can I get a shmeagol from you? I just ran out.
Jason: Damn dude! I'm always giving out my shmeagols!

by Antwone Marshall April 21, 2013

sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.

Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh

by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013

Shamefuuk

A hoe rat that has obsessive leg fetishes. It usually lives in the depths of Straya and has a fear of large bugs, such as spiders and cockroaches. It's catch phrases include "shots fired pewpewpewpew", "10/10", and "Oh baby a triple!"

Person 1: Wow Mackenzie has been staring at that chicks legs for a while.

Person 2: Yeah, he has a leg fetish, didn't you know?
Person 1: No way?! He's such a shamefuuk.
Person 2: Yeah, I know.

by HoeMuffin January 21, 2015

shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016