Shamefuuk 

A hoe rat that has obsessive leg fetishes. It usually lives in the depths of Straya and has a fear of large bugs, such as spiders and cockroaches. It's catch phrases include "shots fired pewpewpewpew", "10/10", and "Oh baby a triple!"

Person 1: Wow Mackenzie has been staring at that chicks legs for a while.

Person 2: Yeah, he has a leg fetish, didn't you know?
Person 1: No way?! He's such a shamefuuk.
Person 2: Yeah, I know.

Shamefuuk by HoeMuffin January 21, 2015

shameful display

when your men are running from the battlefield. shouted by overzealous samurai retainers.

*bow ashigaru fighting warrior monks*

ashigaru: owp, we're fucked, time to leg it

general's assistant: our men are running from the battlefield! SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!

shameful display by robert jonson May 16, 2011

Shameful shower 

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.

Shameful shower by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 7, 2012

shameful shitter 

contrary to a "shameless shitter" a shameful shitter will hold it in for hours before daring to go into a public restroom, they rather wait 'till they get home or in a case of an emergency they will scout out a lonesome or retreated restroom and proceed to shit and run, but they will do it in a continued state of terror and anxiety that someone will come in and smell their aroma or hear their farts, in such case they will wait for hours until the restroom is clear of people to avoid the "Walk of Shame"

Wife : Honey can't you go any faster? I'm prairie dogging!!

Husband : Why didn't you go at the mall?

Wife : The restroom was full and you know I'm a shameful shitter, now step on it!!

shameful shitter by joshua700 October 6, 2009

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

Shameful Sweater by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

shamefuck 

The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.

The guy is a pig. He's stupid and repulsive. I can't keep my hands off him. I don't know why I want him. He is my shamefuck.

shamefuck by Fifi Forgetmenott April 24, 2009

shameflu 

When one becomes so full of shame/embarrassed that they are driven to fake sick or bothered as to avoid interaction with any human being or other creature.

Person 1- Dude, why'd you call in sick? You were fine yesterday...
Person 2- Ahh, last night was horrible! Puking on the hot coworker chick I was about to bang? I've got the shameflu...

shameflu by caiteelinn April 7, 2010