Shmeat

A extremely small meat.

Robert has a shmeat.

by popidave December 8, 2018

Shmeal

a compliment to others that combine the words ‘sexy’ and ‘meal’

My crush was looking like a whole shmeal.

by Goodbhaddie🤤 January 17, 2019

Shmeat

A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"

Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat

by Da_bandit9263 February 17, 2019

shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019

Shmeatdium

Beyond shmeat, but below shlong

" Nathan has a SHMEATDIUM DICK."

by Nae smith March 11, 2019

Shmeat

Shmeat is use to discribe some one with a small dick

Hey did you see his shmeat

by Momobaddie2295 April 4, 2019

SHMEAT

Your gay and will die of ligma from harry potters hairey left ball

My shmeat is small

by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019