Shitterpated

Adjective; A confused, euphoric state of affection and/or infatuation for an individual to whom one would normally not be attracted, most often occurring in an inebriated state. It is a take on the word "twitterpated," a word for love-drunkenness popularized by an old Disney film.

Dude, what the hell was I thinking nailing that chick last night? She's not even remotely attractive!" "You were shitterpated, bro. It happens. Now get on Facebook and untag the photos, bro.

by BlackSuit91 November 25, 2010

Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop

Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.

by TD12 April 3, 2012

shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

shitter glitter

The residual spray left in the toilet after a bout of diarrhea.

Honey, will you please clean up this disgusting shitter glitter!

by chrognac April 27, 2014

Shitter biscuit

Otherwise known as the gluteus maximus, ass, nalgas, donk or fundio

I will hit you in your shitter biscuit.

by Spyder_78 July 29, 2016

ShittyMerry

When in a sexually act of anal fisting and you stick your fist deeper then usual and grab the shit out of them. Then with this shit you rub it on their Tit's.

Generally done around Christmas time for good times.

Last night I ShittyMerry'ed Nina and she loved it.

by NinaDestoyer69 February 14, 2017

shitterfitter

To be used as an alternative to the word plumber when he/she also says they are a Pipefitter (to be used in the plumbing and pipe fitting industry)

Billy works as a shitterfitter.

by Tyler357 April 16, 2018