not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by the semen May 23, 2010

Shed

Noun, singular or collective: A chain (or single branch of a chain) of large DIY warehouse shops occupying ugly, aircraft-hangar-like buildings - sheds. Wickes, Homebase, B&Q are sheds.

That little ironmongers on the corner didn't have one.
You'll have to go to one of the sheds then.
Yeah, but they'll only sell me a packet of 20 and charge me an arm and a leg.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

tool shed

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!

by CapnCratch September 4, 2009

shed shit

Stuff you do behind a shed; esp. eating a girl out, pissing, and laughing at people eating a girl out.

Man, that one kid tries to say he doesn't like blow jobs cuz they are nasty, but he shouldn't be judging after that shed shit.

by Abe Nugent November 8, 2007

Slough Shed

An illegal one storey end of garden building put up as a garden shed, but illegally rented out to illegals and new immigrants as a slum home. The plague of Slough, Berkshire UK back gardens.

How many illegals have you managed to pack into your Slough Shed and make a profit?

by Mr SL1 Slough March 31, 2009

shed

A term used to describe a person that goes out of their way to impress people. Commonly referred to as a tool, a shed is much worse and much more extreme. A shed is a bunch of tools put together. Short for toolshed. Someone that wears flowered shirts, laughs really loud, or drinks beer with fruit in it.

That hawaiian shirt wearing dude in the corner, drinking that stupid pink drink is such a shed!

by Mike J Smith July 1, 2007

shed-shit

Illicit or embarrassing activities such as urinating, smoking marijuana, or giving (not receiving) oral sex. Named after the idea that one might prefer to do these activities behind a shed.

This is a common colloquialism in south-eastern Wisconsin.

Man that party was fun, but it got hilarious when we caught him doing that shed-shit.

by The Real Nuge November 29, 2007