elf on the shelf

A very creepy tradition perpetrated by adults around children of young ages. The legend goes that the elf on the shelf is hidden and watches the children and then reports back to Santa with his findings. In a nutshell, this is Santa's NSA, with less phone taps. Although this may seem a jocular activity to keep your offspring in line, it actually is a pervy way to watch over your kids, using the threat of not receiving gifts during the holiday season. The adult version of this practice is not-so-subtly named whore in a drawer

Dad 1: Hey Rick did you hide the elf on the shelf for little bobby and Susie this year?
Dad 2: Hell yeah I did, Arty. I put it in the bathroom so my kids will shit bricks.

by canned_laughs August 18, 2016

off-the-shelf

readily available form retail sources

No more off-the-shelf water filters for me.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2010

shefin

The coolest mother fucker alive

Damn their goes shefin he fine!!

by Shefboyarde August 6, 2015

sheef

A word, similar to the term 'damn it', that is used to express disappointment or anger.

Sheef, man. We left all the beer at his house.

by sonofamofo August 14, 2010

Mid-shelf

A magazine that isn't pornographic enough to be top-shelf, but is still sold more or less with the single purpose of providing material for masturbation. Often contain women who believe themselves to be famous for something other than their breasts.

My girlfriend doesn't like me buying porn, so I just get the mid-shelf magazines and pretend it's for the gadget reviews.

Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.

by Bobby Tables September 9, 2009

Sheffield United

literally translated from the welsh origin, sheffield united means shit pot and bramall lane was built by nazi communists in 1994 and of course, bramall means not as good as sheffield wednesday in german.

-been to bramall lane recently?
-yeah, what a bag of wank.
- Sheffield United all over really.

by GAZISGREAT January 18, 2009

Seffner Fl

Small town of good ole boys that grew up working hard for what they want. Can be seen playing football at armwood, fishing at lake Hooker and Lake Thonotosassa, or running them good ole cur dogs. Girls round here, you best stay away from.

Them Seffner Fl boys sure think they run this town.

by Rednek77 November 6, 2017