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Mid-shelf

A magazine that isn't pornographic enough to be top-shelf, but is still sold more or less with the single purpose of providing material for masturbation. Often contain women who believe themselves to be famous for something other than their breasts.
My girlfriend doesn't like me buying porn, so I just get the mid-shelf magazines and pretend it's for the gadget reviews.

Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.
by Bobby Tables September 9, 2009
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Mid self esteem

This type of self-esteem is not low or high.
Emma :dad is having low self-esteem but mom is having high self-esteem. which one is good?
Billy : neither you want a mid self esteem where it is like you know you can do some things you know you can't.
by 459395 February 16, 2022
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