ain't swinging off that side of the plate

not homo, straight,

Johnny: Josh, I want you tonight!
Josh: Whoa, you might want me, but i ain't swinging off that side of the plate, you know what im saying.

by Slyer123 October 9, 2009

shwing

An imagined sound effect reffering to the acquiring of an errection at abnormal speeds.

*watches Tatu performance at 2003 MTV movie awards.* Woah... *shwing*

by Ryan M. June 12, 2003

SHWINGY

An expression/outburst of excitement amongst Tacoma Boys when things go their way

The moment you tell your friends your leaving the bar with shorty. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!

Flight attendant waves the change fee. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!

Telling your friends they aren't wild before drinking Jager. Hand gesture and twiddling of fingers insues. SHWINGY!

by TacomaBoy November 17, 2009

ankle swingers

trousers for men that hang above your ankle which allow the ankles to absorb the sunlight increasing male sexual power (scientific fact)

Hey did your pants shrink in the washer?
They are ankle swingers, you dumbo!

by Phaite March 13, 2011

sexing up

The process of getting ready for sex

Did you hear about that indian guy sexing up that goth/punk chick on that canadian african american guy's couch?

by guywithlargemember February 23, 2005

shwing shwong

A males reproductive organ. (preferably the 'penis')

A term from SCRUBS. Elliot Reed uses when shes too uncomfortable to say 'penis'

Hospital-

Sussie: "He seems to be in pain when he pees."

Becky (doctor): "..It's because your husband has literally 'broken' his shwing shwong"

by iloveyoumore12 January 25, 2009

ashland rope swing

the only fun thing to do in ashland until some frigin framingham guy fell off it and ruined it for everyone

Fuck Yo' Couch, fuck yo couch.ashland rope swing

by ryan popsicle November 26, 2007