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Kermit Sewer Slide 

Okay, since you (no one) asked:
Ms Piggy snarfs a dozen bean burritos earlier in the day. She lays down a track from one end of the hallway to the other where she, on her haunches, “presents” for her amphibious friend. Kermit, with a running start, dives into the aforementioned “track” and “slip ‘n slides” head first down the hallway until his nose is buried deep inside of Piggy’s brown eye.
It can be fun, but clean up after a Kermit Sewer Slide session can be brutal… and toxic.
Kermit Sewer Slide by Darkheath September 6, 2021
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windy sewer 

Farting into another persons' asshole
My girlfriend was giving me a massage and she pulled a windy sewer
windy sewer by Catchrubes December 10, 2015

Kolkata Sewer Pipe 

The Kolkata Sewer Pipe refers to a person’s ring hole. Other names given to the Kolkata Sewer Pipe are: Sphincter, arse (ass), poo shoot, Khyber Pass, crack, bum, crevice and back door to name but a few.
Me mate Timbo has been smashin the porcelain all day. It seems the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe is working over time.

Can also be used as follows: “He always had a fondness for the old Kolkata Sewer Pipe”.

east tennessee sewer trout 

A bowel movement of epic proportions. While body feels so much better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.
I'll catch up with you guys later I need to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout.

Im going to commit sewer slide. 

"Im going to commit sewer slide." means you will not in fact be killing yourself in a rude manor but in one that which will be fun for everyone.
John:im going to commit sewer slide.

Johns wife: YIPPEEEEEEEEE

chocolate corn eyed sewer rat 

A big piece of shit with corn for texture
The Phats went to a cookout and ate so much corn on the cob, they left big chocolate corn eyed sewer rats in the toiletbowl

Cum sipping sewer whore 

A whore who lives in the swer and sips cum.
My friend is a cum sipping sewer whore but he wont admit it.