shuke

A compromise of keeping clean one area, while making a mess of another

If you have to shuke, what do you do first? Sit on the toilet, or stick your head in the toilet?

by gio May 27, 2004

snuke

A nuke that is located inside one's genitalia.

"There is a snuke in her sniz"

by Stretch69 December 15, 2008

Snuke

Act of sticking a nuke into a cipository and jammying it in ones vagina.

I jammed a snuke in Hil-Dogs Vagina.

by N,C.J Seemore asses April 6, 2007

Shuke

A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.

I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.

by the odd house October 22, 2010

Shuke

When you poo and be sick at the same time.

"OMG i was so wasted last night, i shuked in a park"

Guy 1 "Was that a fart or was it just sick?"

Guy 2 "No, i accidently shuked"

by Harry Shukebum Pooter January 23, 2011

secker

A Secker is when somebody gets fired/ sacked from a job and so slaps everybody in there working space with there left hand after wetting it in a tap or bowl of water

I was fired yesterday... So I seckered everyone hahaha

by Holacomosita August 31, 2016

Seuse

When a regular massage session ends with a rather intimate topic

That guy always gets to seuse all the hott babes.

by Trevipedia June 3, 2016