September 1st

September 1st is national Shut up Thomas day. It's when everyone and anyone who knows a person named Thomas tells said person to shut up.

"Hey Shut up Thomas!"
"What the fuck, man?"
"No hate, it's just Natinal Shut up Thomas day. Because its september 1st."
"Oh than thats cool."

by theoneandonlyandonlyone September 2, 2012

september 10th

The last day of serenity in this fucked up country.

The '90s ended with 9/11/01. Oh how I wish I could live September 10th forever.

by Defiled September 25, 2005

september 3

The day everyone gets a lap dance

John: Today is September 3.
Luke: Bet sit down ;)

by Gekyumelover69 April 15, 2019

September 21

Birthday of the he cutest guy in the entire world. Super sweet and loving annoying but loves you.

Do you remember the 21st night of September (September 21)

by Hoodies/❤️ April 16, 2019

September 20

September 20, a humanitarian disaster. It is also a historic moment where in more than 5,000 people have been either arrested or killed because of them entering Area 51. Too bad they didn’t see Alien titties.

CNN: “Breaking news. Today is September 20 and more than 1000 people have killed after entering Area 51. This day will always be remembered as “The Great American Invasion.”

by bustaofgrovestreet September 14, 2019

september 14

a real bitch chuchu’ holiday

hey it’s september 14 hbd kriistybo

by teheheheheh October 16, 2019

september 30th

National Ask for someone's number or @ day!

Hey, it's September 30th. So can I have your number or an @?

by UrPapa September 29, 2019