Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011

Security Asian

An Asian security agent.

No, that security agent is Asian, so he's actually a Security Asian.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 18, 2011

Senorita Shitpants

Fictional Hispanic character who has shitty undergarments. Mentioned/referenced in times of annoyance

Mate you've dropped all the eggs!

Oh, Senorita Shitpants!

by donkawunt November 22, 2011

Sexurity

Sexual security.

"I have a boyfriend now, which means I also have sexurity."

"Plan B gives me sexurity."

by MMMira January 24, 2014

security weight

Someone who puts on weight while in a relationship because they are not single anymore and looking for someone

Jeez, she sure has put on some security weight since you two started dating

by Gustilo April 14, 2014

Sexurity System

A security system that inevitably prevents one from having intercourse, usually due to the inability to sneak out in the middle of the night, or worry of getting caught by parents, guardians, or any type of house mate.

"Dammit, I'm sorry, babe, I would be fucking you right now if it weren't for this lame ass sexurity system... Yeah, maybe next time we can try."

by legendofalex123 May 13, 2014

señoriety

Having the right to a seat, drink, food etc. for being older.

jack has señoriety over you because he is older...and can beat you up. Weakling.

by Colton 16478 April 17, 2015