scrontch

Smaller than small; smaller than tiny.

"Hey, could you please turn that radio down just a scrontch?"

by ScrotchThis June 2, 2006

scrockling

When a doctor (or someone you love very, very much) inserts a foreign object into your urethra.

How's Bob doing?

Not so hot. He had to get scrockled yesterday.

What's scrockling?

You don't want to know.

by Darn Everyone March 6, 2009

skronkey

the bogey that sticks to your inner thumb & index fingernail alternatively as you try to flick it off; but still, the bugger wont budge!

winston: "ry, is you trying to give it some BOOYAKASHA or summint flickin' ya fingers like dat innit?"

ry: "nah mate, i got a skronkey on the go!"

by angry bry May 18, 2009

Scrank

A lower class, seafood inspried sexual act involving crab, lobster, and a whole lot of butter. *Make sure to pre lump your crab meat before attempting.*

Is your brother riding home with us? Cus we could totally scrank in the backseat of your car.

by Sass Master March 10, 2011

Scronghy

Means strange, or diffuse. Something out of ordinary, but nothing mindblowing or worth giving a lot of thought too.

Man 1: "Why isn't he answering the phone? He always does Hmm."
Man 2: "Hm. That's scronghy."

by KumulativeVilkår October 14, 2011

Scroink

A combination of the words screw and oink. Originally a synonym for casual party. Created by writer Bill Dalton in 1965, the word was a combination of screw and oink and was meant to be controversial. The word is now meaningless and used as a joke to call attention to something.

Dalton now uses the word in his blog called "Scroink."

There is a scroink tonight downtown.
I got scroinked last night.

by Scroink August 11, 2012

skronkette

Lady that walks into a bar dressed as a giant Biro pen. Only fan of the band 'Skronk'.
Sits on her todd in an empty room listening to the band with a bottle of Crumptons n a illegal Drum fag, which is dry as sand. No filter and no roach. She's a sad old gal that asks for a penny for the pigeons.

Jesus Christ!!! Have you seen that lass walk in as a giant Biro Pen!!!???
Aye, mate, she's the only Skronkette

by Tiger Baps September 18, 2013