scratch my balls

To express surprise and delight at an unexpected happening. (An alternate usage is a long-winded of telling somebody to fuck off.)

Doug: Man I got a blow job from that really hot chick.
Fred: Wow! Scratch my balls!

Alternate usage
Doug: Hey Fred, buy the next round of beers mate.
Fred: Scratch my balls!

by Baba Sarah July 9, 2007

Scratch

The term "scratch" is often heard around a game of pocket billiards (or pool) to represent a foul in which:

1. The cue ball is pocketed
2. The cue ball is popped off-table
3. The cue ball (or object ball) fails to touch a rail after contacting another ball

It was almost the perfect break -- he sank the 8 on the snap, but still lost due to the pocket scratch.

by Giskard July 2, 2004

chicken scratch

Searching on hands and knees for crack or cocaine

Dude, look at Becky over there chicken scratching.

by Cailin December 28, 2005

scranchy

a girl or person who has an array/assortment of sexually transmitted deseases, particularly on mouth or genitals.

ur mad scranchy, u got the scranchyness, alaska is scranchy from the dildo

by rom rom December 17, 2004

Scratching your knee

Euphemism relating to masturbation. Generally used when caught red handed and in desperate need of an excuse to avert suspicion.

Did you get caught in your hotel room scratching your knee again?

by Fray3k May 14, 2014

Scratch Cat Fever

An uncontrollable urge to make games, art, stories, and other such nonsense on Scratch, MIT's very basic online programming community.

He stays up all night working on making math games on Scratch. I think he's got Scratch Cat Fever.

by fredautonom February 21, 2015

Bitch Scratch

Like being bitch slapped but the fingers are bent to use the finger nails to scratch and slap the face of your opponent. Usually used by vicious teen girls or drag queens in fights over lovers.

Don't be fucking with Liz, she'll bitch scratch you up so bad that you'll wish you weren't bitch scratched up so bad.

by Ol' Dirty Buck May 16, 2016