Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

Butt Scrunchie

A colorful country radio DJ from Southeastern Michigan who has diarrhea of the mouth when not on the air. Also, a fart face.

Butt Scrunchie is the co-host of the morning show

by shiznit840 October 3, 2008

hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

Scratchy

A term to describe someone who doesn't look well kept. Can also be used like 'ratchet'.

Man, her hair be scratchy!
Did you see John today? He be lookin' scratchy!

by Youbescratchy August 25, 2013

scrunchie

A 90's hairpiece. Formaly worn by EVERYONE, and is now an embaressment to society.

The girl wore a scrunchie to school, then got chased out by everyone, due to lack of stylish hairpieces

by TippCityian July 2, 2004

The Itchy and Scratchy Show

The Awesome Cartoon In The Simpsons
Itchy The Mouse Always Kills Scratchy The Cat In A Tom & Jerry Parody

YEAH! The Itchy and Scratchy Show Is On!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008