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Scissoring

Scissoring: a girl and a girl strip naked and open their legs. The both lay on their side and put their vaginas together.
Yesterday I saw my sisters in bed scissoring each other!

I scissored my lesbian bff last week.
by Unicorn_Definition September 8, 2019
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Scissor Pairing

The task of pairing one female with another for the act of scissoring. Usually accompanied by scissoring hand gestures and a wall diagram with interchangeable photos for pairing partners.

A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.
James: "Dude Sarah and Janice would make the sweetest scissor pair"

Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"

James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"
by Scames March 26, 2009
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rusty scissor power slide

A sexual act in which two men start by anus scissoring, but then slide in synchronization in a clockwise motion so that major penis-to-anus penetration occurs.
Rob, being the chief, ordered butt-pirate Andy to rusty scissor power slide JP. They thoroughly enjoyed it as Rob video taped the whole thing.
by Wordupbrah June 21, 2011
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Scissor Sisters

The best up and coming band of 2004. Set to do great things in 2005. Their album has went to number one many times and was the biggest selling album of the year.
Hits include:

Laura
Take your mama
Mary
Comfortably numb (cover)
The best song off the album is track 10 titled 'It can't come quickly enough'.
by Apricot-sunrise January 7, 2005
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scissor buddy

The female equivalent to "butt buddies" in males. (referring to lesbians)
"They kissed?! Ew, that nasty lezzie doesn't even like her, she's just her scissor buddy."
by Smelanie-uh! September 6, 2009
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shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
by JoRoMo December 10, 2009
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scissorhand

hand with long ass nails used to easter, though also useful while peeling an ornage, that often comes in pairs; see also easter
by Keebler Peeler May 5, 2003
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