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The definition of hell and anyone who even likes it is probably an idiot also school is just shit in general we have Siri and google and Alexa for crying out loud
Child:I don’t wanna go to hell
Mum:well to bad you have to go to school
by Ben hanscom November 1, 2019
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The Worst Place In The World!!! No Texting, Smoking, Or Doing ANYTHING Of Interest!!! The Only Good Things Are That You Can A: Make Out With Your Girlfriend B: Hang Out With Friends And C: Being Happy As Hell When The Bell Rings!!! Think Of A Mindfield, Hell, A Prison, And Being Married To Kim Kardashian, And Multiply It By 100,000,000!!! And THAT'S School!!!
Mom: Tommy! Get Up Or You'll Be Late For School!!!

Tommy: MOM!!! 10 More Minutes...
by A.J Simpson November 10, 2012
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The place where I'm writing this definition. Also the main nesting spot for 10 year old Furries. A hellspawn full of Edgy 12 year old kids, and young Childs.
We have to go to School today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Edgy child December 8, 2017
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School is technically the reincarnation of Hell and is a place where kids waste seven hours of shit and other stuff, and the school is technically fucking prison, and school isn't even necessary until shitty college! Fuck school.
School is shit. But homework is worse.
by artboy22 July 18, 2020
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A living hellhole in which you are giving up your childhood and going to Federal Prison . Trust me it sucks
Mom: Hey honey how was school?
Yohan: Terrible!!!
by Emily Elizabeth 14 June 19, 2020
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A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”

If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
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A thing that we are forced to go to our whole lives and it is terrible. All we do is learn all day and do random work which we will never use in our lives again most of the time especially the math.
School is horrible and boring.
by Loggghhhh August 20, 2019
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