by Rice Cat June 8, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. A living fucking hell. The teachers are demons in disguise. The principal is fucking Satan. That's school for you.
by quacker_ February 22, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. It is basically a shit that we all bastards have to go through to be "someone in life", but still some people end up the same shit as in the beginning.
by Thatgirl_retarded April 27, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. a place where children go to and suffer until they are 16, the school is also known as a prison because it explains a lot, the classrooms are known to be cells, the principal's office is known to be the warden's office, the school playground or yard is known to be the prison yard, teachers known to be prison guards, students are known to be prisoners, detentions are finally known to be execution. Now you see, we actually have been in prisons this whole time, what crime did we commit? We will never know.
Bobby: are you ready to go school?
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS
by @Gmail God February 25, 2023
Get the Schoolmug. The place where I'm writing this definition. Also the main nesting spot for 10 year old Furries. A hellspawn full of Edgy 12 year old kids, and young Childs.
by Edgy child December 8, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. The Worst Place In The World!!! No Texting, Smoking, Or Doing ANYTHING Of Interest!!! The Only Good Things Are That You Can A: Make Out With Your Girlfriend B: Hang Out With Friends And C: Being Happy As Hell When The Bell Rings!!! Think Of A Mindfield, Hell, A Prison, And Being Married To Kim Kardashian, And Multiply It By 100,000,000!!! And THAT'S School!!!
by A.J Simpson November 10, 2012
Get the Schoolmug. The definition of hell and anyone who even likes it is probably an idiot also school is just shit in general we have Siri and google and Alexa for crying out loud
by Ben hanscom November 1, 2019
Get the Schoolmug.