When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)
Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"
Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."
Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."
by Jiffer McTimberwall September 29, 2011
Get the Salty Slap Delight mug.Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.
by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011
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by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013
Get the salty jester mug.When a female is way too salty. Sometimes deer use it as a salt lick. Only seamen can take the salty pucker.
by blablablaha November 7, 2013
Get the saltypus mug.When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.
"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."
That's the salty shipwreck
That's the salty shipwreck
by montiggs November 23, 2013
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Get the salty mcgee mug.When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)
"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
by Bick Steprelli March 1, 2014
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