Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023

baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, whether it’s really cheap or expensive

Mark: what?? You bought the pack? I thought you were free to play?

Jill: it was a baby swipe…

by jill lavigne November 30, 2023

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

by Mustela February 6, 2023

SWIPE

Straight
Women
Imitating
Pride for
Engagement

They swipe the identity.
They swipe the aesthetic.
They swipe our safe spaces then walk away with profit and praise while real LGBT people bleed in silence.

She pulled a full-on SWIPE move Singled us out when the cameras were rolling, Wooed the queer crowd, Imitated the struggle, Profited off the aesthetics, and Evaporated the second real shit hit.

Don’t SWIPE the soul to sell the song

Rainbow fishing

by Perfectfifth June 5, 2025

dub the swipe

2 riding on 1

We spent all our money on hookers, so we had to dub the swipe in order to get home.

by spago88 October 30, 2013

Chin Swipe

It's a game you play with a group of friends. How is works is when you sit down if you dont swipe you're chin you get Jocked in your jaw.... (Pretty Hard)

*Punches* "Why The Fuck Did You Just Hit Me In The Face!..." , "You Didn't Swipe Bro It's Chin Swipe)

by Barcode_112 March 1, 2018

Sorrow Swipe

That one hairstyle that all the emo kids have. Long bangs to swipe in front of their sorrowful eyes.

"Dude!...are you crying behind your sorrow swipe. you totally are! pussssy!"

by Ihatemos October 9, 2009