Caught the swine flu

used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person

So and So caught the swine flu last night

by Bacaron April 28, 2009

uncultured swine

A scientific term describing a person who does not eat their pizza crust. This is especially true if said person eats the entire pizza minus the outside crust in one sitting.

Only an uncultured swine would eat an entire pizza minus the crust.

by Flour Power November 28, 2017

The Swine

1. a phrase used in place of "Swine Flu."

Did you hear why Amanda wasn't at school? She came down with the Swine!

by LiquidSqui October 23, 2009

uncultured swine

apparently you

for not knowing what that means

you: what does "uncultured swine" mean

person: *spits tea* smh yoh uncultured swine

by idontlikethis December 16, 2021

wipe off the swine

The act of wiping the germs off of somebody after coughing/sneezing on them.
It is a rather pointless act, probably wiping even more germs on them, but it gets rid of some of the paranoia.

Person 1: AAAAA-CHHOOOOO!!!!! onto Person 2's arm.
Person 2: Bless you.
(Person 2 is really thinking about how he/she is going to sue Person 1 when they get the swine flu.)
Person 1 wipes the site that they sneezed on saying, "Here let me wipe off the swine flu."

by up@6aM May 6, 2009

Uncle Swine

Noun: An older avuncular cadge that enjoys sponging off of relatives. Often shows up during meal time with the sole intent to mooch a free meal. Oblivious to the fact that his presence in one's household is an imposition to everyone else.

I would have had plenty of food left over for lunch tomorrow save for the fact that Uncle Swine showed up unannounced and ate with us.

by capn-quint July 21, 2006

Man Swine Flu

A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.

This is a more severe form of man flu.

Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"

Woman: "No you're not"

Man: "I think I've got flu!"

Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"

Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"

Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."

by deejayone July 22, 2009