A male who calls a short female a "stand up", indicating she is that small she could give oral sex stood up.
by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009
A guy (usually a friend) that is constantly on stand by for a girl's attention. He is either her second or third choice because she knows he is always available.
by SuaveCat August 05, 2014
The opposite of the term sitting duck. A word meaning a person who is always active and attentive at all times. A lazy Standing Goose has never been observed.
After my 3-mile jog yesterday, Tina commented me by saying I was a "Standing Goose". Then we did it. :)
by DJ D-Willis July 21, 2010
by LSam July 30, 2016
The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).
Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.
by Herr Lip November 08, 2007
by boomsmack August 21, 2009
A situation where sorority or fraternity members "stand" on objects during parties to appear taller and look cooler than everyone else
by jam marsh September 07, 2010