by Grace gelling July 7, 2019
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by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head November 1, 2005
Get the store-bought ta-tas mug.Me and my best friend were watching TV when a sex scene came on. I was already horny and she was too..She crawled over to me and slipped off my sweatpants along with my underwear. I moaned a little bit in response. "I wanna hear you moan my name louder," she said. She shoved two fingers inside of me and started off slow. I moaned louder. "HARDER FASTER MMMMM," I said. She got faster and harder and I was close to cumming. "I-im about to cum.." I said. "No hold it in love," She got even faster making my pussy tighten. "PLEASE GO FASTER NNGHH!!" she got slower in response. She took her fingers out of me and ripped my bra off me and started to suck on my tits. I moaned loudly. She went back down to my pussy and started to eat me out. "Nghhh," I said. She aggressively put her fingers inside of me and started to pound in and out. "AAAHHHHJ HARDER OMG ," I said. She got slower. "Say my name darling," she said. "M-MOMMY PLEASE GO FASTER," I said. She got faster and harder making my moans fill my room. She finally let me cum and sucked it till every last drop.
by americasaa November 23, 2022
Get the Sex story mug.A horror show that airs on FX. The first season just ended and a second one is in production. The show was centered on the Harmon familie's experience in a haunted mansion filled with trapped spirits. It is not the typical haunting plot, the twists are never expected, and it is an incredible show.
person one: Hey, did you see the American Horror Story finale yesterday?
person two: Yeah, it was insane! It was totally unexpected!
person two: Yeah, it was insane! It was totally unexpected!
by Vharmon December 31, 2011
Get the American Horror Story mug.A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.
It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.
Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
Get the Cool Story Hansel mug.I walked over to my boyfriend and sat on his lap,
"Hi"
We both knew what was going to happen as I started to grind hard on his dick, I kissed him as he let out a small gentle moan. I could feel his boner pressing up against my pussy. His hand trailed up my skirt and slid inside my panties, I let out a little gasp. He shoved two fingers inside my wet, tight little pussy and fingered me hard.
"Harder" I whispered
He did so
I undid his pant buckle and freed his 9" cock.
"Suck baby"
I slide him in my mouth, sucking hard, down and up, down and up until he says
"Get on baby"
He lifts up my skirt and takes off my panties and I slide onto him, consuming his cock.
I moan louder and louder as I ride his dick faster and harder.
"Harder baby"
And I cum, long and hard....
"Hi"
We both knew what was going to happen as I started to grind hard on his dick, I kissed him as he let out a small gentle moan. I could feel his boner pressing up against my pussy. His hand trailed up my skirt and slid inside my panties, I let out a little gasp. He shoved two fingers inside my wet, tight little pussy and fingered me hard.
"Harder" I whispered
He did so
I undid his pant buckle and freed his 9" cock.
"Suck baby"
I slide him in my mouth, sucking hard, down and up, down and up until he says
"Get on baby"
He lifts up my skirt and takes off my panties and I slide onto him, consuming his cock.
I moan louder and louder as I ride his dick faster and harder.
"Harder baby"
And I cum, long and hard....
by DatGayPerson July 9, 2020
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