soft press

When a person tries to finesse you into doing what they want. May include slight threats, but no physical violence.
A man from up the street told me this neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us. I told him kick rocks, because no one is gonna soft press me and make me move.
by Hell owe July 09, 2022
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Soft apple

Its a dumbass fruit such a soft apple
by Oof@oof@oof December 03, 2018
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soft move-in

When you and the person you're dating decide you're going to move in together, and you decide to move into one persons existing apartment because they have more stuff than you, and it's so much easier for the person with less stuff to move in.

If a person with a lot of stuff moves in, it's a big deal, it's noisy, it can be a real hard move-in. But if the person with less stuff moves in to the place where all the stuff is already, it's not a huge ordeal, it's quiet, no one needs a u-haul, therefore it's a soft move-in.

All the benefits of living together with as little hardship of moving.
Girl: "I'd love to meet up with you tonight, but I've got to clear out some room upstairs for my boyfriends massive computer system and I'll make some bathroom space too."

Other girl: "Oh cool, you guys are doing a soft move-in, huh?"

Girl: "Yeah, I'm excited! He gets a closet too, but doesn't really have much other stuff."
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soft donald

A soft donald is a sexual act in which a guy unannouncedly clutches a woman's vagina from behind while performing anal sex.
I can't finish anymore unless I sneak in a quick soft donald before I get off!
by vix00n November 19, 2017
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Soft as cotton

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.
by Robster006 February 16, 2021
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Soft Crot

Got a bit of the soft crots today.

Someone in the shitter was hemorrhaging some soft crots.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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Soft cheese

Derogatory term for something uncool or shitty
If someone at work brings you a stack of files that they don’t want to do.

“Damnit Bill, that’s some soft cheese

If someone does something shitty or annoying

“Man, that’s some soft cheese, get out of here.”
by Iqruze January 17, 2020
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