Sex act, after a man cums all over his and the girl's belly, the girl will belly slide like a penguin up down and around on the cum ice rink that is now the man's belly.
by SnoWden September 18, 2015

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."
by Evil October 18, 2003

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.
by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011

Man, Mr. McMahon is so slide rule! Why does he always use long division, when there's a calculator right on his desk?
by pentozali May 1, 2008

Bob: "U think Whitney and Charlie had sex last night?"
Tom: "Hell yeah man! Whitney did a log slide all over his pillow when they finished."
Bob: "Wow I'd never want to sleep on those pillows again
Tom: "Hell yeah man! Whitney did a log slide all over his pillow when they finished."
Bob: "Wow I'd never want to sleep on those pillows again
by Ipassonrumors September 1, 2010

A freuendian slide begins when one makes a freudian slip. To turn it into a slide, however, you must own it.
man: give me a moment to look up your skirt
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide
woman: do you mean profile?
man: you know what? no. no i don't
passerby: that was quite the freundian slide
by dreadedClank February 18, 2009

(Texts)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes
(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes
(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)
by HelloImmaPerson September 19, 2019
