Eggs on the high shelf

Used in the 1970’s to mean weed, marajuana.

Hey Susan, I’ve got so eggs on the high shelf I’ll bring over.

by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019

Shelf On The Elf

The Wrong Way To Say Elf On The SHelf

The Girl Sead Shelf On The Elf Instead OF Shelf On The Elf

by HighClassChampion April 29, 2022

shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

by tsamu July 30, 2010

top shelf taco

The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.

I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.

by pertassels December 15, 2023

Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison

Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!

by smokeajoint 42069 May 02, 2020

Top-Shelf Cunt

A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.

My partner is a top-shelf cunt.

by Leland451 November 25, 2021

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 26, 2024