Ride shaft

when a female has her mouth open a male inserts their penis so far that pressure releases out her anus and acts like a drive shaft

timmy ran into a restaurant when he saw a woman about to eat her food with her mouth wide open he pulled a ride shaft and ran away

by dennis lothian dylan fraser August 08, 2008

shit shaft

What your dick is after you fuck someone up the ass.

After I fucked that breezy's ass, i had a shit shaft!

by chester mclovin December 17, 2007

Dragon shaft

An extremely large, erectile penis. After having sex with a female (or male) it will leave her (or him) in a wheelchair. If someone has a dragon shaft they're horny all the time and will bang anything that moves.

John: Dude Abby's in a wheelchair.

Joe: I heard she got the dragon shaft last night.

by Johnjoemuffs January 23, 2014

furry shaft

when ones penis has hair all the way up it

i was going to bang him until i saw his furry shaft

by chazelle February 03, 2008

wheat shaft

Ironically a LARGE 15" pointed cock, in which the diameter is 5 inches.

Harsha had a huge wheat shaft which produced a halo of heat when it was inserted into Jon's vagina.

by Huge Long Kock July 02, 2003

elevator shaft

Drinking a draft beer in one sip so that instead of having a sip line every few inches, the entire glass is coated with the leftover foam. Works especially well with Guinness.

I just elevator shafted that beer. It went... STRAIGHT DOWN!!!

by ojc nyc April 06, 2009

Bastard Shaft

(noun)- A vibrator, A jackass, assbutt, or dumbass, one who is very stupid, One who bears semblance to, or traits of, a vibrator.

You vibrating Bastard Shaft! Why would you cook bacon with your shirt off?!?!

by -Devon- February 05, 2009