Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

girl scout cookie selectivity

The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.

Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.

by von groovy July 31, 2024

seductive swimming

when a guy is in the pool. his head goes down but his bare butt come up.

did you see that guys seductive swimming?

by joebooty67 July 29, 2017

Sefuctively

To seduce one in an extremely promiscuous manner with “fuck me eyes”

She came at me so sefuctively I felt like we already had sex right there

by Mason9191 October 8, 2018

Sefuctively

To seduce one in an extremely promiscuous manner with “fuck me eyes”

She came at me so sefuctively I felt like we already had sex right there

by Mason9191 October 8, 2018

seductive cereal

The type of cereal you would eat before or after intercourse.

I'll be back, I'm eating my seductive cereal!

by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021

selection strategy

Process by which a large audience Is sampled to achieve results different than a random sampling.

This convoluted selection strategy is basically random, if random were stupid.

by PribblePower March 25, 2021