Sainting

To take a picture of yourself sitting on the toilet bowl mid push and sending it to friends.

Photos are best taken while holding the camera low to the ground looking up. Photos should include knees, toilet bowl, torso, as well as face.

It was awkward when he forgot to shut the sound off his iPhone while sainting in a bathroom full of coworkers.

by The-Ocho April 25, 2013

saint andrews episcopal school

Saint Andrew's Episcopal School (SAES) is an Episcopalian elementary and middle school located in California with morals for strong academics and character. Children at Saint Andrew's grow up with a good sense of what to expect for in the future, and develop practical goals in which they succeed spiritually and academically. SAES provides a well-rounded curriculum from the arts, to meditation, to app inventing, to self-motivating and enduring physical education. As the kids grow to young adults, they start to lose innocence as they discover life's challenges and opportunities. Many of which at SAES are masked with morals of character start to question the values behind becoming a perfect, well rounded, child. From here out, some chose to unconsciously follow the suggested path of work/improvement without question, while others chose to question life, God, and the pursuit of happiness. Once in 8th grade, most kids at SAES have experienced enough work and lessons to know that they shall do what pleases them, whether it means being a person of character, or a person who realizes the innocence of the school children. Many kids grow up to be bright, wonderful, and succeed in many ways, while others may simply be unprepared for real-life problems such as being bullied, relationship break-ups, and becoming fired from a job.

Bartholomule: "Hey Birtha, Saint Andrews Episcopal School looks like a great place for my 8 year old son!"

Birtha: "It may seem like that at first, but SAES seems to keep too children innocent, causing them to fail epically in high-school when it comes to being popular, getting a boy/girl-friend, simply due to the fact that they don't know what words like "cum" or "condom" are."

Bartholumule: "OK well it seems like something I'm willing to sacrifice for a great education, maybe I could persuade them to put in a Sex Ed. Class."

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SAES Student (boy): "um-m-r... Hi Jessica, um... I think your pretty?... Um... So...um..."

SAES Student (Girl): "Awww you're so sweet! of course I'll be your Girlfriend!"

*Holds hands for 5 seconds and never speaks again*

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Boya: "Hey dude, that chick looks pretty damn hot in those tights!"

Brindolathumleyanola: "hell ya man, I so want to lick her pus--Her Puissance! I mean like those legs look like they can jump high!"

by Andrew the Apostle March 16, 2014

sagittarius and gemini

Sagittarius and Gemini are a great match but sometimes will be split apart, but if they come back to eachothers lives they will have an amazing connection spiritually and possibly romantically! If this is you with somebody maybe you should keep talking to them and see what comes next for you too ❤ you might just be meant to be

Girl:wow that couple over there is such goals

Girl 2: OMG yeah they must be a Sagittarius and gemini !!

by isitasign October 17, 2020

Old Saint Shit

The act of defecating down someones chimney as a prank, leaving their whole house smelling like feces with them wondering where the smell came from

Guy: why does my house smell like shit?
Girl: I left you an old saint shit, look in the chimney

by the fatness December 18, 2011

sanity

a word made up by ego maniacs to simply describe the state of conditon they think they are presently in. the truth is that, are crazy people realy insane? or do they simply comprehend and percive a different reality

this is what sanity really looks like: when there is nothing left to burn you must set yourself on fire. yup its the truth that my friends is so called "sanity"

by toxicmerc571 September 18, 2006

Rally to Restore Sanity

Made in response to political pundit and former cardboard Doom sign activist Glenn Beck's "Rally to Restore Honor". It is the last bastion of true civil discourse in a public meeting in the five star fuck-up that has become the U.S.A. Held on October 30th, 2010 at the national mall in Washington D.C., it promises to be a merger of ideas and non-hyperbolic agreement for all who participate. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are joint hosting the event which will be met with high attendance as well as state level local meetings to watch the epic display of Truthiness.

Hey Jim! You forgot to pack the Generic Angry Signs!

Oh no Bill, we won't be needing those at the Rally to Restore Sanity.

by Waterboy72 October 25, 2010

geaux saints

Cajun spelling for who dat nation spelled by Saints fans

Geaux saints who dat who dat who dat say dey gunna beat dem saints

by sasquach_the_infamous December 20, 2013