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Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015
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salamey

a man who appears to be on hard drugs and uses marijuana in between usage lsd and acid in order to sober up, wears tight jeans and cuts right above the knee and wears big army boots, is the kind of guy who isnt concerned with age of sexual partners and will probably be convicted of statutory rape
Sully: Hey that weirdo at radio shack was caught selling acid to girls at the middle school.

Trisha: Ya its a Salamey fosho.
by DeepCdivingFox September 29, 2010
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Salamander Man

A half-man half-salamander species. He is on the Filthy Frank Show. He is cool enough to know how to play the recorder with his nostril. Says nyes almost all the time.
Frank: wait, is that Salamander Man
Pink Guy: No, dat ees mcdonalds
Salamander Man: NYESSSSS
by AwesomeIzzy012345 December 19, 2019
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Salading

The act of getting salad

To go prepare a salad

To have a fun salad adventure
Evelyn and Ella love salad so much, they made salading a daily thing at the cafeteria.

"Hey Ella! I'm so hungry! Lettuce go salading!" Said Evelyn.

"Oh my green gosh! Totally! I want some salad so bad right now!" Ella exclaimed.
by Evelyn and Ella May 14, 2014
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Salad cunt

He thinks he's better then everyone else just because he eats salad. Mostly described for vegans. They also smear vinager all over your fucking phone!!! They're just big cunts
by Isaackedurmom March 30, 2017
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finger salad

When a woman has very loose genitalia and her partner, using all of their fingers stimulates her clit, vagina, and anus.
After betting him that he couldn't, Rachel convinced him to give her a finger salad.
by Rachel & Ray August 27, 2006
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taco salad mad

The ultimate level of a woman being pissed off, too the point of being psychotically crazy. Happens when a certain hamburger chain runs out of chili for the taco salad and all they wanted was a taco salad. People have been killed for this reason
Z: "Dude, was she pissed?"
N: "Yeah, mad . . . "
Z: "How mad? taco salad mad?
N: "Yeah, she was taco salad mad?
by PantsWrangler June 7, 2007
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