runner's block

a lack of will or reason to run. Often lasts weeks. Comparable to writer's block.

I only ran 2 miles tonight because I just can't get past my runner's block

by Runner of the People November 2, 2009

runners cough

the thick, dry cough you get when you talk loud or try to laugh, and you can't stop. this happens usually after running for a long and hard time. this usually happens to track or cross country runners.

"hey bill, how'd your race go?"
"IT WENT GRE- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!!!!"
"Oh no you have runners cough. haha!"
"HA H- *cough* *cough*

by Chole Flemmington May 25, 2010

mexican rudder

Type of phone sex where the girl places the cell phone against the clitoris while her boyfriend/girlfriend
yells sexual words to her

last night i was on the phone with my girlfriend/wife and she wanted to have sex with me but i wasnt there, so i celluar mexican ruddered her.

by FORSTINKYBOOBOO and MAMI April 22, 2009

The Runner

When a guy is jerking off and right before he blows, he realizes that he doesn't have a catch-rag. He quickly gets up and runs towards the nearest thing he can use................but doesn't make it.

Mike was watching an adult cinematic feature last night but forgot a tissue and pulled the runner.

by Thor76 October 6, 2004

muffin runner

Any man who will leave his friends to fuck a obese, stank ass swamp donkey, whore no matter what the circumstances are.

Look at Jimmys ol' muffin runner ass done left us for some swamp donkey.

by Nathan Blaszczyk January 16, 2008

front runner

Any Yankees fan who has never lived in the New York area.

Dave Dailey, who has lived in Maryland all his life and is a Yankees fan, is a front runner.

by the jay October 7, 2004

runners

IN BRIEF: Running shoes.

MAN 1: Man, I like those runners. What are they called?
MAN 2: Nike Shox Turbo+ 10's.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 20, 2010