retrocuck

Grown men who collect a large wall of retro videos games, but never play them.

That guy is such a retrocuck, he paid $60 dollars for that video game, and all it does is sit on a shelf, un-played.

by level1online August 1, 2019

Retro Gangsta

Usually a short, brotha with a Napolean complex. likes to stab others while wearing over-sized clothes. Uses the slogan, " I cut you, I cut you so bad you say " Man, I wish you didn't cut me so bad" Responds to names like Ese, Vato, Cholo, and Homes.

Flo is the baddest Retro Gangsta of them all. Come on homes, lets go stab them vatos over there. "La Primera lives!"

by P. Fedak September 22, 2008

Retrobate

A rogue from the good old days. A philanderer past his prime.

G was a notorious womaniser, a shocking reprobate, but in his twilight years he could only rise to the level of retrobate, dreaming of conquests, but not actually conquering them.

by xanjo cole September 2, 2018

ratrod

An unceremoniously modified old car, jalopy or rough hot rod. Ratrods are eternally works-in-progress, unpainted or primered, with special reverence paid to pre 1960's American iron, Yankee ingenuity, reckless driving, drag racing, juvinile deliquency and shade tree engineering. The driver smokes, his ballast looks like Betty Page, and he has a fortune tied-up in scratch.

Dick spends more time working on that old ratrod of his than he does up against my bare white ass. I wish he would play me more often so I'd know he loves me like his Ford.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

retro tevo

a VCR. Used mainly when talking to people who are extolling the virtues of TeVo.

Oh, yeah? I can record The Bachelor, watch it whenever I want, and even share it with friends thanks to my retro tevo.

by embro March 20, 2008

retrolic

arbitrarily cool, and just plain amazing.
Something unexpected that one can't help but notice.

Bright lights or clothing one wears
Style resulting in one looking a little like the 80's style.

Someone with a crazy-cool fashion sense

Associated with dancing, grinding and having fun with homies.

Nyasha's wearing hot pink tights, yellow shirt and lime green tights with silver shoes

Melissa: Geez girl, that's so retrolic!
Nyasha: Yeah, hard not to notice, hey?

Moto: Check out those shades!
Timmi: Ooh, now that's retrolic!

by Retrolic_Nyasha February 8, 2010

retroduce

v. - the act of introducing yourself to someone you've already met. It can occur under a variety of circumstances, but is usually undesirable. A few common situations are as follows.
1. You have met the person, but do not remember having met them, or do not remember their name. This version of retroducing usually leads to an awkward, detailed retelling of how you met, while you listen and feel like a jackass.
2. You have met the person, but you do no think that they remember you, so you introduce yourself again. You are forced to decide how to explain yourself, whether you would have them think that you are absentminded, rude, or that you consider yourself to be completely forgettable.

Hi, I'm Mark." "Oh, hi Mark, it's Lisa. Don't you remember me from Jonny's birthday party, we talked for a while about the pros and cons of HD versus 35mm formats." "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to retroduce myself.

by robotrib November 5, 2010