Rooster Shield

A synonym to cock blocker. It could also be used as a great cock blocking technique.

Me to couple: Hey, hey, hey, guys what do you call a shield made up of roosters?
Couple: What? (getting pissed of)
Me: A COCK BLOCKER!!! Trololololololo
Rooster Shield=Cock Blocker

by Midgetman007 September 10, 2011

grease rooster

When a person hasn't washed their hair in three or so days and the hair on their crown is greasy and sticking up like a rooster.

Ew, he needs to have a shower, look at that grease rooster happening on the back of his head!

by fictionisnttrue April 17, 2008

Harry Roasters

Taken from JackSpeak - Sang used by HM Royal Navy, harry roasters is the longer version of roasters which means "hot".

Lookout: It's Harry Roasters out here today.
Able Crewman: Well it is since we got hit by that missile and the deck is on fire.
Lockout: Oh, did we? I missed that.

by Digitalnonsense October 19, 2008

Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.

by CircadianHour December 1, 2009

Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

by Enigmanate November 25, 2015

angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)

I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.

by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006

Texas Rooster

While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".

My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.

by Crazy Lenny and Bill of DB Inc. January 2, 2009