evil tape robot 

A tape backup robot made by Sun Microsystems. The evil tape robot was created with the intention of backing up large amount of data for protection. However because of the free will directive the evil tape robot started to only back the data it wanted to. Office workers soon became aware of this and started to ask questions as to why the evil tape robot was not backing up the important stuff. That’s when people found that evil tape robot had a laser gun for and arm and It made no qualms about laserblasting office workers in the face. The evil tape robot also comes with a Datacenter Defense Directive. It will automatically defend you data center against a large force of ninjas and/or armed Georgina separatists. (Available in 2 colors).

Office Worker : “What do you mean you lost my emails”
Evil Tape Robot: “…laserblast to the face”

evil tape robot by JimboCo April 27, 2007

some kinda robot 

The first Strong Bad e-mail.

some kinda robot by G-Dawg August 23, 2003

Scat robot torture porn

The act of filmed sexual pleasurement whilst using faeces, torture and household appliances.

An example of scat robot torture porn: Handcuff him to the bed, attach a working vacuum cleaner nozzle to his dick. Throw shit in his face, whilst sticking an action man in his anus.

Scat robot torture porn by Robotmaster1001 March 28, 2010

the robot salesman 

a very awesome show found on youtube. It's about a salesman who tries to sell a robot named DOG to a bunch of different people. Uses Gmod to make it.

Some guy,"I'll take one, how much?"
the robot salesman,"That will be $143,653,982,712,423.15. Will that be cash or check?"
Some guy,"Babies"

the robot salesman by kantalupa March 10, 2009

California robot 

A kid from California who basically lives at the skatepark. Usually amazing at park tricks.

damn that california robot just through down a tre flip back lip down the hubba.

California robot by caliskater April 22, 2011

Japanese Robot 

When a bro grabs a chicks hand and works her hand on his bro's dick.

Its like a dutch rudder but you add a girl and it becomes the non homo dutch rudder..... Japanese Robot

Japanese Robot by Goostaders June 3, 2011

Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

Clench Robot by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013