Night Ranger

When a woman motorboats an unconscious man’s butt crack while swinging his limp penis in a “helicopter dick” circular motion like a propeller. If he then wakes up, extends his arms, and flies around the room while she keeps motorin’, that becomes a Sister Christian.

We went out to dinner in his Tesla. Then he took me back to his place in Tiburon, we had a bottle of Rombauer chard, and he passed out. Whatever. I gave him a Night Ranger and took an Uber back to Novato.

by Oona Pelota April 26, 2020

riger

A sexual spirit animal. A mix of a raccoon and a tiger; perfect for the boudoir. Resourceful like the raccoon and aggressive like the tiger. The unicorn of animal metaphors.

She seems shy, but she's a real riger between the sheets.

by Lil Kiki March 30, 2013

Risembool Rangers

The fanclub of the accomplished voice actor Vic Mignogna. Often meeting at anime conventions, the club is fairly close knit. They have a friendly rivalry with the Miniskirt Army also known as the MSA loyal to voice actor Travis Willingham's fanclub. Also the battle cry of the Rangers is "Red Dawn!".

To join one must go to the Risembool Rangers Yahoo group at Yahoo.com

There is a Risembool Rangers panel at the anime convention for Vic Mignogna fans.

by aXeLbOiNkEdDeMyX June 11, 2008

rinser

(adj) One whom often binges a lot of alcohol in a sitting to the point of being very intoxicated. A rinser generally holds alcohol in high regard to the point of borderline alcoholism. Rinsers can be spotted at the pub and at various social events generally making a fool of themselves, slurring words and have been known to stare out one eye to maintain vision ie rinsing their body with alcohol.

"Wow look at John, he's usually very well mannered"
"Haha, oh John, absolute rinser."

by udder-nonsense October 26, 2011

Ranger Tab

One of the most badass awards in the Army. A person receives a Ranger Tab after completing the month course known as Ranger School. This course will push you to your limit, both physically and mentally.

What's that black and gold arc on that guy's bag??
Thats a Ranger tab. He's a bad ass.

by jackwazhere August 14, 2011

puppy ranger

A child lacking in social/physical skills of his or her peers. Always raised by an overly protective parent. Wimpy, wussy, weanie, pansy, giggly, goofy, immature. They have a false sense of reality, thinking that the stupid stuff that they do is an accomplishment, and their parents praise them for their actions. If a boy, he usually plays with younger kids, often girls, and he lacks the physical skills and desire to play with boys his age. Fairylike tendencies. Could be a girl. Generally would shy away from organized sports, but create their own stupid/silly games, and be proud of themselves. When given the opportunity to participate in real sports, the puppy ranger will usually not participate.

Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.

by Joe Magumbo December 9, 2008

I can't be ringed

I can't be ringed is a phrase used by small pockets of Scottish People. It originated from Kilsyth, a small town north north west of Glasgow. The term was spontaneously created by a Kilsythian and has become somewhat popular amongst his community. Although not all agree with the term, it is believed to have the potential to become nation-wide at least! 'I can't be ringed' is an alternative saying for, I cant be bothered, or I cant be arsed. The word was invented by the creator because of its more "Lazy" sounding psychological effect. it comes from the term ring-piece. Which is used to refer to ones sphincter

Marcus: Come on lets go into town today!

Me: .... I can't be ringed.

Marcus: Come on ya lazy shit.

Me: Do I have to repeat myself...?

by Jonsey-boy-live December 14, 2010