if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb

man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb

by Mattias the real one October 7, 2021

WHAT THE LICK READ

"how are ya doing" a salutation

calvin ax me what the lick read this morning and i said "what"?

by shannonf October 28, 2007

left on read

sorry to break it to you but they don’t like you back

You: “Hey”

read 6:18

left on read

by urmomsrightpinkietoe October 20, 2019

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine

"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ

by Kirbylove May 6, 2018

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

readathon

A person is having a readathon when they are reading a book series from start to finish without reading other books in between or taking long breaks. In addition to book series readathons, one can also have author and genre readathons.

Boy: I finished Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows last night, and with that my Harry Potter readathon!

Girl: You're such a geek. I still have two books to go.

by Tinface August 4, 2009

I was Born Ready

A common response to the question. Are you ready ?

Hey are you ready to do this ? I was Born Ready.

by Isaac Rothstein February 5, 2014