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religion

A result of the ever existing human need for explanations to questions that we just cannot answer. The most well known ones are violent, backward, anti-freedom and homophobic.
Person A: Are you part of any religion?
Person B: No, but I'm spiritual
Person A: It's just as stupid as religion. Neither provide answers
by JamesThe August 22, 2010
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A self righteous form of worshipping God. Someone who is religious worships God to look Holy in front of others. True worship comes with humility and NO condemnation and NO judgement of others. Religion is a set of laws and rules. True Christianity is not religion as it is not about the law, because we've been set free from the law and power of sin, by Jesus Christ's sacrifice, as out substitute.
Religion is rules that one is forced to follow.
by Matthew October 9, 2003
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religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.
athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!
by karl May 28, 2004
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The marraige of philosophy, metaphysics, and literature. Really, for what more could you ask?
by Killing Kittens June 26, 2004
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1. A beautiful establishment that celebrates the gifts of everyday life, and the lives of others.

2. The most detrimental/harmful belief system every created (no pun intended) that is responsible for the most consistent acts of violence, bigotry, hate, years of insurmountable differences, witch burnings, the degrading of women, child abuse, 9/11, political and social exploitation, tithes, corruption, extortion, genocide, suicide, Sarah Palin, pedophilia, bestiality, self mutilation, self deprivation....................Sarah Palin, psychological torture, physical torture, fasting, annihilation, and eventually the complete decay of society as we know it.
Bullshit religion, Horse shit, kangaroo shit, duck shit, dog shit, armadillo shit, HOLY shit
by nivy June 24, 2010
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socially accepted insanity, followed by holy wars, terrorism, illogical beliefs, coincidental good news coined as "miracles", and random doorbell rings from jehovah's witness
join our religion, because god said you will burn if you don't
by The guy who keeps it real June 25, 2015
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Ancient beliefs that were expressed through dictatorship. Most religions state women as lower cast, dis-allow homosexuaility and divorce. Sounds fun. Open your eyes fool.
So Dark The Con Of Man
Religion is the dark con of man
Religion is an ancient lie
by AncientLies July 16, 2009
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