stripper redemption

AKA Stredemtion

Is when a a woman, 40+, stops being a stripper and begins her "acting" career. Preforming in poorly funded softcore porn or rather "Rack of Ages" I mean "Rock of Ages" type productions.

Dude, check out that MILF.

Dude, that's no MILF that a stredemption lawsuit waiting to happen.

True... Stripper Redemption

Wanna go for Tacos?

by porkchop101 December 12, 2012

Shawank redemption

When you masterbate to some freak ass shit, but then you go masterbate to something normal later so you don't feel like a peice of filth.

Baloor decided to commit shawank redemption after looking at trap porn on funnyjunk.com.

by Chaffysteak566 October 15, 2020

dress rehersal

The act of self pleasurement whilst using a condom, often to see if is the right fit and/or suitable.
similar to a Posh Wank, but with intent.

"hey babe, dont worry... These rubbers wont break, I had a dress rehersal with them yesterday."

by B.Gentle February 7, 2023

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

Please remember me

The most selfish words that I will ask you is please remember me

by Anicawoff August 30, 2022

red dead redemption

a boner

taylor got a red dead redemption from watching sebastian bach

taylor got a red dead redemption from watching noobdaddy1

by teapea June 2, 2010

Reem

Before I met you, I didn’t think love was for me. It was something other people had and felt. Something in movies and in TV shows. It felt more like a wish I had then something real. Now that I’m with you, love is so much more tangible. It’s something I can reach out and touch. It’s so much more than a wish or a hope (though it does give me hope, for so many things), it’s the very real, wonderful person I wake up to. The warm hand next to mine, the brush of hair against my cheek. I love you and because of that love, I love so much more than you. I love myself and the world in a way I never thought possible. You’ve made that possible for me. You’ve made everything possible.

Reem is a real one

by Reemslover November 23, 2021

Reem

fishy fanny that gets around glossop aka the hairy buttock rat.

C: eeiw why do you smell of fish when you walk past . Reem: I ate fish . c: You ate fish with your hairy arse? You stink like sweaty fish Im not interested fuck off

by Jane)is)hagrid))) July 13, 2022