rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

rectum rager

Gay male

Dan is such a Rectum rager

by aj96 July 8, 2014

rectumrumour

Rectumrumour. Noun. Meaning: 1. Rumour conserning ones rectum 2. Rumour about the presence of rectum(s) in a given situation.

"I heard a rectumrumour about there beeing rectums at this party, but all i see is complete assholes."

by Søppel^2 January 9, 2016

rectumobile

An anus which can hold up to 12 penises inside of it.

That girl at the bar last night had a rectumobile.

by SoCloseToDead April 18, 2016

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

rectum resuscitation

Farting into another butt

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.

by PuddinPack July 6, 2016

rectum spit

When juice from an asshole leaks out after a tremendous pounding, tends to be a milky brown paste sometimes with a little red in it if the ass hole was ripped.

Hey Kyle what happen to your face?

Kyle: it's rectum spit from Dj's ass it dripped on me,

by Stevie plug your girl June 30, 2016