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ra ra random

someone (usually girls aged mid-teens) who get excited over the slightest thing, get placebo-drunk, talk at you not to you, overuse the words: 'random', 'totally', and 'oh my god'. These people usually travel in packs of about 5-10, wearing almost identical clothing to each other. If for some warped reason you wish to seek these people out, just follow the sounds of high pitched over-excited screams.
"Hey, you wanna come to a field party"
"No ta, there'll be too many ra ra randoms, i'm off to the pub"
by Rosie Jacobs May 20, 2007
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random hobo

A sexual maneuver involving a guy fucking a girl from behind, and as he's fucking her he slips out mid-pump and replaces himself with a vagrant fresh off the street.

If perfectly executed the vagrant resumes with the same rhythym, which feels no different to the girl (except for added vaginal friction from the scabs and warts on the hobo's dick, and ass slaps are now somewhat muffled by the hobo's fingerless gloves).

The guy then puts himself in plain view of the girl who thinks he is fucking her. Little does she know she's about to get stabbed in the ass with a dirty heroin needle.
Last night I gave this slut the ol' Random Hobo.

That girl got Hobo'ed five times last semester.
by 8============D - - - - (.)(.) February 16, 2009
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random guy

A name for a person you talk to without having a clue about who they are. This can be someone you use frequently in conversations without their knowledge, and/or stalk.
Hey, random guy, how's it going?

I just told a random guy that I love him.
by somebuggy May 24, 2006
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Random

ok.theres 200 pages of definitions that agree with me.
WHY THE FUCK THEN DO PEOPLE STILL SAY IT?
Things considered "random" by the mindless twats of teenagers im:

-putting repeated letters at the end of words.

"Hii" "Randomm!" "Oh my godd" "Rawrr"

-Saying "rawr"

"Rawrr!"
" OMG your so randomm like :D "

- Being just like every other pradictable fucker.

"LOL OMG"
"Rawrr!"

- Wearing Neon. >:l
by candycaneissocoollike August 6, 2009
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random

An event or value that is non-deterministic, hence unpredictable.
The system was modelled using random variables.
by officestrider May 3, 2006
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Voted Most Random

Voted Most Random is a band that came together on the University of Quinnapiac's campus in Hamden, CT and NOT in Waterbury, CT. They have a similar sound to bands like All Time Low and Blink-182 who were inspirations to them and they did not at al what so ever rip those bands off. The band consists of 5 AMAZING members. The members are: singer Ian, guitarist Scott, rhythm guitarist Bennett, bassist Joe, and drummer Sal who are all very different from one another. This band has won 2 battles of the bands to play with numerous other awesome bands at Warped 2010 and the more recent Glamour Kills holiday show. Voted Most Random recently released 2 singles onto iTunes called "Can't Stand Still" and "Dirty Games". Both are phenomenal so everyone should go check out the band!
Did you see Voted Most Random at The Space last night? They Rocked!!" "Yeah! I'm definitely going to see them sometime again soon!
by iamananonymousvmrfan December 24, 2010
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randomonium

An uncontrolled, unforseen thought or event created within the paradox of reality in order to instill an understanding of the pattern of chaos.
My randomonium query to ponder is: why are most of the religious leaders God-fearing hethens?
by David Vasquez April 13, 2005
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