Roman Sprinkler

Simultaneously having diarrhea, pissing, vomiting, and nose bleeding at the same time. If crying is involved, and it usually is, it's considered the fifth stream.

Paul: "Aw shit man! Were you at Club X last night?"

Randy: "Yeah, why."

Paul: "That bitch Kelly got so fucked up off of tacos and margaritas that she became a Roman sprinkler."

Randy: "So that's why everybody was slipping and sliding on the dance floor."

Paul: "Yeah. I'm hungry. Let's go get some tacos and margaritas."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Roman ride

When someone recieves a blow job while driving. Also known as road blow

The other day I heard that our coworker recieved a roman ride from his secretary.

by luna123456789 September 17, 2009

roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

by haley July 21, 2006

Going Roman

Continuing to wear nothing but a towel all day after taking a morning shower.

"I don't have any plans. Think I'm just going Roman today."

by FearTheBoomstick December 24, 2012

Roman Numeral

Roman numerals are a type of numerals that use the letters I, V, X, L, C,D, and M
They are used in ancient Rome way back before when Hindu Arabic numbers weren't even invented.

The book publish date was written in Roman numerals

by Diedon October 12, 2015

roman pancake

when a dude takes a crap on a girls chest and pats it down into a pancake with his balls

i roman pancaked that bitch and it only cost me some soap

by friglehopkins June 09, 2007

roman abramovich

rich russian pikey who shows as much emotion as a dead fish. doesnt have a clue about football and smells like poo.

bearded twat who is lovers with frank lampard (his girlfriend is just for show, and damn is she ugly!)

by chris wheal May 10, 2004